Serbian Jokes in English: August 2012

Aug 14, 2012

RED RIDING HOOD AND THE RANGER

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

Little Red Riding Hood skipping
through the forest,
Meet the ranger and he ask:
- "Child, why are you going alone
through the forest? Can someone
attacks you or rape you. "
Little Red Riding Hood
and leaping on to continue:
- "Do not be afraid of me, I haven't
money and like sex very much."

IN COURT

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

First name:
- Mujo
Second name:
- Šuletić
Born:
- Yes, I am.

Aug 13, 2012

MUJO WENT HUNTING

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

Mujo started early in the hunt.
He got up, went to his car and tried to
start the car, but the car from cold not
start, so Mujo returned to bed.
Fata says: - "Is winter outside?"
- "Yes!" - Said Mujo.
Fata: - "Oh, my horse Мujo went on a hunt!"

MUJO BOUGHT A FRIDGE

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

Mujo bought a refrigerator.
Haso comes in visit and asks:
- What's that?
- This is the refrigerator.
- And what does this do?
- So, if you buy some food, put you
does not spoil. Here we put the meat,
this is for drinking ...
- And what are these holes in it?
- It's for eggs, but believe me,
a lot of pain when close the door.

THE TELEPHONE RINGS AT NIGHT

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

The telephone rings at night,
Husband: "If it is for me to say
I'm not at home!"
A woman answers the call:
- "He is at home."
Husband: "No matter what you ...?"
Woman: "For me a call!"

NECKLACE

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

In the sauna sit three men.
Mobile rings and one appeared.
- Hello love, I found a beautiful necklace.
Can I buy it? asks a woman
- How much does it cost? he asks
- Reduced the cost from $40,000 to $32.000.
- Take it then, he said and said those two:
- Guys, which is this mobile?

JOKE OF THE YEAR: Perica writes

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

Last night my colleague wanted me
to send over troops joke on Facebook
and when I agreed she beats a joke:
- Perica writes...
At the same time a notification appears
on the chat:
- Perica is not registered for the chat...
and not allow her to continue to write.

hahahahahaha.................

This is the joke of the year!

MUJO AND MACHINE

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

Mujo at the railway station he saw
the machine that reads:
Add $1 slot machine and tells you
who you are. Mujo try and slot it says:
- You Mujo and waiting for
the train to Sarajevo.
Mujo the makeup on and then
throw $1 in slot machine.
- You Mujo and waiting for
the train to Sarajevo.
Mujo buy a condom, put it on his head
and went back to the slot.
Automat Mujo says:
E, Mujo here while you're playing dick,
went to train to Sarajevo.

Aug 10, 2012

RED RIDING HOOD AND THE WOLF

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic

Little Red Riding Hood goes throught
woods and stumbles upon a wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood: "Wolf,
wolf why you have such a big eyes? "
Wolf: "Let's run away you fool,
you see that I shit."