Aug 10, 2012

RED RIDING HOOD AND THE WOLF

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated 
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter 
+Milica Teodorovic




Little Red Riding Hood goes throught 
woods and stumbles upon a wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood: "Wolf, 
wolf why you have such a big eyes? "
Wolf: "Let's run away you fool, 
you see that I shit."








HASO

SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated 
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter 
+Milica Teodorovic




Haso dropped from eleventh floors and 
of course lots of people gathered to see 
what happened. Approaches and Huso.
At this point Haso gets up and wipes 
the dust from himself. 
Huso approached and asked:
- Haso, what was it? 
Why do so many people gathered?
- Fuck them mother I do not know. 
And I now arrived.









FATHER AND SON


SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated 
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter 
+Milica Teodorovic





Father says his retarded son:
- Get me a beer.
A son says:
- Bring it to yourself.
Father says:
- Get me a beer, I am your father.
A son says:
- Bring it to yourself.
The father already mad and says:
- You motherfucker silly, get me a beer. I made ​​you!
- A son says:
You are real master!










Aug 9, 2012

FATA COMPUTER PROGRAMMER


SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated 
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter 
+Milica Teodorovic




Fata went on sick leave, and now the company 
does not know  the password for the computer 
and called the Fata to ask.
Fata said: "largem"
These taste: largem, LARGEM ... and nothing.
They again called Fata.
"Fata, how many letters has your password?"
-Well, one, corresponds Fata.
"What one?" They ask her.
- So large m, corresponds Fata.






WHY BLONDE PLAY LOTTO

WHY DID THE BLONDE LOTTO GAME?

BECAUSE HER MOTHER SAID:

- " DICK WILL GET YOU! "