SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
Little Red Riding Hood skipping
through the forest,
Meet the ranger and he ask:
- "Child, why are you going alone
through the forest? Can someone
attacks you or rape you. "
Little Red Riding Hood
and leaping on to continue:
- "Do not be afraid of me, I haven't
money and like sex very much."
SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
First name:
- Mujo
Second name:
- Šuletić
Born:
- Yes, I am.
SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
Mujo started early in the hunt.
He got up, went to his car and tried to
start the car, but the car from cold not
start, so Mujo returned to bed.
Fata says: - "Is winter outside?"
- "Yes!" - Said Mujo.
Fata: - "Oh, my horse Мujo went on a hunt!"
SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
Mujo bought a refrigerator.
Haso comes in visit and asks:
- What's that?
- This is the refrigerator.
- And what does this do?
- So, if you buy some food, put you
does not spoil. Here we put the meat,
this is for drinking ...
- And what are these holes in it?
- It's for eggs, but believe me,
a lot of pain when close the door.
SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
The telephone rings at night,
Husband: "If it is for me to say
I'm not at home!"
A woman answers the call:
- "He is at home."
Husband: "No matter what you ...?"
Woman: "For me a call!"
SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
In the sauna sit three men.
Mobile rings and one appeared.
- Hello love, I found a beautiful necklace.
Can I buy it? asks a woman
- How much does it cost? he asks
- Reduced the cost from $40,000 to $32.000.
- Take it then, he said and said those two:
- Guys, which is this mobile?
SERBIAN JOKES IN ENGLISH (and Serbian) were translated
using Google translator with minor adjustments my daughter
+Milica Teodorovic
Last night my colleague wanted me
to send over troops joke on Facebook
and when I agreed she beats a joke:
- Perica writes...
At the same time a notification appears
on the chat:
- Perica is not registered for the chat...
and not allow her to continue to write.
hahahahahaha.................
This is the joke of the year!
